California Rolls are not Sushi

here's the deal... you can't say you like sushi if the only things you eat are CA rolls and/or Unagi (cooked eel).

I'll go further to note that if either of those are your favorites, you're an idiot.  SURPRISE!  those are not sushi.  there is no raw fish in either of those.

no matter how sophisticated you think you look holding your disposable chop-sticks, wearing your Uggs, bleached blond hair, fake Coach bag, and repeating "like" over and over, you are fake.  the least you could do is try eating some real sushi.

"like for real, like I totally like love the CA roll!"

(kill yourself)